(FAQ) Got a beef with us?

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We acknowledge that sometimes we’re bastards. Even though we enjoy being huge dicks over the internet to Korean idols, not everyone understands our very intelligent brand of humour. Due to all the lovely comments we get and lack of time to address them, we felt this section was needed. If you have any not mentioned above then please feel free to leave your thoughts so we can laugh at you.

What is the purpose of Korean Beef? All you ever do is flame our favourite idols!

The purpose of Korean Beef is to be the #1 K-POP blog out of all the other shitty blogs. Our driving focus is spreading truth for the masses. You should totally take us seriously, for the truth is not something to take lightly. If ever we catch a K-POP idol — or even a famous member of the K-POP community — trying to lie their way out of trouble, Korean Beef will be there to call him or her out on it. It’s a fact.

We knew the moment the Blackface censorship went down that the Internet and K-poposphere needed two people who weren’t afraid of the truth and all the ugliness it brings. We take a hit for the team!

-insert fan or idol here- is really in a tough spot and doesn’t need you to make it worse for them.

If your best friend is being a dipshit on the internet, then they deserve to be ridiculed. If they have issues, then they should step away from the computer and enjoy the great outdoors for a few days instead of making an ass out of themselves online. As for idols, we doubt they read this or care. If they do, HEY TIGER JK! WE LOVE YOU.

So what kind of Korean music do you like if you tear everything to shreds?

None. LOL jk. We like all sorts of music including but not limited to Clazziquai, SNSD, Outsider, Big Bang, S.E.S, Taru, Epik High (surprise!), TVXQ, Shinhwa, SHINee… the list goes on. We don’t really like CSJH ~the grace~ however.

I hate your blog!

Good. Tell your friends how much you hate us and link them while you’re at it. We like traffic.

Are those Photoshopped images yours?

Yes. You can steal them if you really want to.

Why is Tiffany of SNSD your mascot?

Because we like Tiffany and don’t really care what other people say about her. People call her stupid. We think she’s brilliant for generating so much attention towards Girls’ Generation, and we try to follow her in her infinite wisdom of knowing how to piss off people.

Are the idols you call homosexual actually homosexual?

Probably not.

I bet you’re a bunch of talentless, lazy, jealous hacks!

Yes, I suppose we are jealous seeing a bunch of equally talentless idols make billions of won per year while we rot in our basements and enjoy our lives free of paparazzi and tabloids.

Your info is all wrong! Do your research!

Oops.

I’m from ____. Cease and Desist posting things before we sue you!

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12 Comments Add your own

  • 1. ieatshitforlunch  |  October 6, 2009 at 12:30 am

    Tiffany is your mascot ? yur blog is full of hate and you talk shit about all these famous people and you put tiffany is your mascot o_O; . You say everything you do is a joke ? well, not everybody can take jokes you know and sometimes jokes get too fucking far. How do you know idols don’t read this? are you like superhuman or something ? Sure, make a comedy of everything but you might wanna add something nice.. unless you’re just a bunch of heartless no life flamers.(: .

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  • 2. Danielle  |  October 13, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    Your blog is like a trainwreck. Awful and twisted, yet I can’t look away. Keep it up.

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  • 3. u  |  December 27, 2009 at 8:07 am

    this is the most honest kpop resource i’ve tumbled on ever. i am so bookmarking this

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  • 4. TheQ  |  June 7, 2010 at 5:47 am

    My. New. Fav. Site. *bows*

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  • 5. >_  |  June 7, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    You disrespect other kpop idols like how Tiffany disrespect people.
    GOOD CHOICE OF MASCOT!

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  • 6. meh  |  August 19, 2010 at 7:14 am

    trying too hard…lame

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  • 7. lisameesakasi  |  November 10, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    I think that this is probably the BEST KPOP blog I’ve ever read. In other blogs people are too scared and tip-toe around issues because they’re afraid of getting flamed by useless trolls/wannabe netizens. Idols aren’t supposed to be revered as “Gods” and this blog brings them down a level, where they can’t bullshit their way out of their issues and lay on the charm to distract “fans” from their lack-of-talent, stupid-actions, and overall suckiness.

    THANKS!

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  • 8. Katherine  |  June 30, 2011 at 3:54 am

    Okay, so I’m starting to like Tiffany and Sunny from SNSD, but that’s it!!! The rest could all suffer the rath of Death by Anorexia for I care… 2NE1 is the best!! I just found out what K-Pop was (at first I thought it was a joke) and the only bands stuck out were the bands that weren’t trying to act 20 friggin years younger than what the actually are, which are pretty much ony bands like Epik High and anything belonging to YG… and those are the only bands that even have a chance of doing well in America

    p.s. I just am really annoyed with the fact that people think the WG was popular in America so I just wanna clear things up for all you gullable folks out there: they weren’t. As much asthe media in Korea might make it seem like they were, nobody knew who they were and still don’t know… Hope everyone knows now.

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    • 9. Lawlz  |  October 21, 2011 at 11:34 am

      Nobody knows or cares about you either. Except for maybe your mom, but even then, I’d doubt it.

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  • 10. Leigh  |  July 9, 2011 at 9:18 am

    This blog makes me kinda sad because of the mean things said about the k-pop groups that I like but it’s still pretty hilarious and true~ Great job. One of my favorite blogs for sure. Bookmarking.

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  • 11. denminhyun  |  December 22, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    fuck you all for making this shitty website.

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  • 12. CrownedClown  |  March 20, 2014 at 12:35 am

    I would make a douch-y remark saying how you trash my favorite idols, but I honestly find most of your stuff hilarious and don’t really care if they get trashed by you. Great job~.

    Reply

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