AllKpop is a Fucking Wanker

November 11, 2013 at 11:09 pm 3 comments

Even though no one has posted here in over a year, there are times when justice must step in. This is one of those times.

I am no longer a KPOP fan, and many days and nights have passed in the Kpoposphere. And many, many scandals. Yet when the populace cried, “KOREAN BEEF, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!” it was in vain. Our warrior cloaks dusty, hanging on the clothes rack, with nary a truth harbinger to be seen.

I hope this is the last somewhat serious post on this, and I’m ashamed I couldn’t end it with some joke about Tablo. No, we have discovered an even greater enemy. One that even angers our bitterest arch rival.

Meet AllKpop.
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The filthiest name in Kpop.

Yes, I’m referring to the nudes scandal.

Let’s cut the shit: AllKpop, I am deeply fucking ashamed of what you are. You’re a circus, a joke, and it’s a cold day in hell when you’ve out-depraved Dispatch. Accepting a $3500 bribe and trying to smear a poor girl’s image by bringing back her younger, foolish days is a terrible thing.

“Don’t shoot the messenger?” Bullshit! You accepted them in the first fucking place. Don’t spew that shit around, trying to shrug off responsibility. You posted it, therefore you are responsible for the backlash. You are responsible for the outrage and everything else that comes with it. The lawsuits, everything. It’s the same reason you don’t see nudes of young girls in the newspaper when a similar crime happens. Newspaper corporations get sued and journalists go to jail over this kind of thing.

It is not whistleblowing. This is vicious, petty bullying. And judging by the quick internet google search I did, it’s too late to censor the nudes. You have to remove the page completely to signify that you are actually sorry. An overblown apology letter with no actions does not cut it.

I hope you burn in hell, AllKpop. We’ll see you there.

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(Notice how our responding nude is properly censored with a diaper, also CONSENTED.)

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. teo  |  May 10, 2014 at 10:28 pm

    why do you write about kpop if you’re not a fan anymore? and judging by your older blogs you never really were, you’re just a hater… and why do you care so much about allkapop having problems because of that? why care? gosh….
    omg…. just… go…and …FUCKING DIE!!

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    • 2. funpunch  |  May 30, 2014 at 3:45 pm

      i have problems with allkpop because they practised what is a gross violation of human dignity, respect and law. that’s why i wrote the piece, and that’s why i care. people ought to care about that sort of thing. i even wrote it in the damn entry. you might want to practise your reading comprehension before you tell strangers on the internet to go kill themselves.

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  • 3. Hyun  |  June 15, 2017 at 7:05 am

    Hey funpunch, I would really appreciate it if you read my email which was sent to this blog’s email krnbeef@gmail.com. I really need help with deleting some things I wrote here as they’re making me very depressed. Please help.

    Reply

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