Stupidests have no concept of time.

October 4, 2009 at 4:13 am Leave a comment

From boycotts to sky banners, fans and their stupidity know no bounds. Coincidentally, they took their ‘support’ to the skies by getting donations (or as we like to say at Korean Beef, wasted money) for a sky banner asking a mysterious person named J. on what time it was.

Fans who are not from Korea donated to this cause to creep the ever loving fuck out of their idol by getting about $2,500 to ask Johnny Doe to fly around a plane all areas of Seattle with this sky banner. So far, there is no response from this J., but since we are cynics, we here think he is being ridiculed by his Korean-American friends for having creepy fans from overseas.

Or he’s probably not considering coming back to Korea, if we’re lucky to have him step out of his home, in fear that these fans of his probably stalked his house.

As recent as  100 minutes ago, the creator of the Sky Banner Project was interviewed by someone on LiveJournal about the multiple reactions they have received in the aftermath. Apparently, some people were actually unsupportive of them! How could they? Did they not understand that this J. had the time? Clearly, these people did not understand the pain fans had to go through – counting to six is really hard! (Also, if you’re going to piss off these delicate-hearted fans further, write ace articles like this. Or just say something to the effect of, “You guys are fucking retarded.”)

But never fear, Korean Beef readers! There may be a glimmer of hope for this group, yet!

Also as recent as 50 minutes ago, it has been reported that Uncle JYP, the shareholder and the glamorous face of JYP Entertainment, had taken a surprise trip to Seattle to come bring J. back to Korea with him. Not that they’re losing money. When you have class acts like the Wonder Girls taking up America by storm, there’s no need to fix what isn’t broken. 

Clearly, Uncle JYP went to Seattle to tell Jay, also known as the mysterious J. in the sky banner, to come back to Korea to tell the Hottests what time it really was – time to shut the fuck up and leave him alone.

By the way, I’m starpowder.


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