JYJ Embraces the American Dream
September 30, 2010 at 5:14 am funpunch 3 comments
Complete with fabulous gentlemen outfits.
Are you fat? Are you American? Are you a long-time crazy Cassiopean? Have you always wished to be within 100 ft. of three dreamy Korean idols? Have you mounted their The… CD and have five extra copies in case other jealous Cass steal it? Do you daydream of marrying one of the guys from Tohoshinki and shattering other fan’s dreams forever?
Well, you’re in luck!
Joining their efforts with the greatest rapper of all time Kanye West, and some other person we don’t care enough about to remember, JYJ will be doing a world tour and making several stops in the U.S! For all you lucky people living in Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles or New York City, three former members of the sensational group Tohoshinki will be in your area come November!
We have shamelessly stolen the following dates from their official website:
Bangkok Impact Challenger 15th October Kuala Lumpur Stadium Negara 17th October Hong Kong Asia World 24th October Taipei Taipei Nangang Exhibition Center 30th October Shanghai Grand Stage 7th November New York Hammerstein 12th November Seattle WAMU THEATER 13th November San Francisco Bill Graham Auditorium 14th November L.A Shrine Auditorium 19th November
Korean Beef will take live footage of the concert and perhaps try to land an interview (if we’re really lucky and do several blowjobs along the way) during the New York and Los Angeles performances. Keep tuned!
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queenbqty | October 6, 2010 at 7:42 pm
Kanye West and JYJ? I don’t think its gonna work. All it’s gonna do is cause people to question Kanye’s sexuality, if he’s running around with pretty Korean male singers.
But maybe after dating that stripper/prostitute that Kanye was with he is ready for something different. I’m not saying that JYJ are gay, but knowing Americans (I’m American) its all going to be about Kanye and those Korean homosexuals, he’s hanging with!
Mickey Yoochun can come see me if he’s having any problems, he is HOT!!
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Ria | November 1, 2010 at 2:45 am
This blog is too f’king funny…
“do several blowjobs along the way”
LMAO.. I don’t even.
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