Super Junior’s Hangeng Terminates Contract – Fans Shit Bricks

 

 

Just when you think Super Junior couldn’t be less interesting, the token Chinese member of the main group, Hangeng, is rumored to file formal papers with the Seoul Courts to terminate his contract with SM. Wait, doesn’t this sound familiar? Either way, fans are shitting. bricks. Could this be the end of Super Junior? The end of Super Junior-M? After all, it’s not like they have two extra Chinese members to take his place. Or not like Super Junior-M could even find another Wang while on tour to Beijing or Shanghai. (By the way, what happened with the World Audition?)

Of course, the lawyers aren’t saying anything about this situation. Why would they? They’re too busy dealing with TVXQ’s situation to give a shit about Hangeng wanting to leave. However, pestering fangirls will eventually force (either through knife point or more bloody letters) the reasons out soon enough. It’s just a matter of time.

Fans are crying out, “Why would Hangeng leave? Wasn’t Super Junior his life?” Well, Korean Beef is here to help supply this fire of confusion by providing some possible answers: 1) He saw himself on this list and figured he didn’t want to be homosexual anymore. 2) He finally figured out that ELFs are annoying attention whores, twats, and underage booty. 3) He’s tired of Henry taking the front stage (even though it was him who carried the torch in the 2008 Olympics). 4) He wanted to fuck with fandom. And he did it well. 5) He ran out of options.

Because this is Korea, they think everyone gives a shit about their opinion, they have a poll on their article regarding Hangeng’s surprise termination:

Question: Do you support Hangeng leaving SJ?
Results:
59% said they would.
25% said they want him to stay in Super Junior.
8% said they hadn’t made a conclusion.
7% said they didn’t care.

Meanwhile, creepy ass fangirls managed to find the actual court document for Hangeng’s submission. Thankfully, they just got the cover.

According to the Omonassholes, some blog called up Korea’s Daily TV and trolled them about SME’s thoughts. Oh yeah, like these fangirls really want to hear SME’s side. Apparently, they were met with surprise by the SME employees and said they’ll contact the media later. By later, they clearly meant “Until we know for sure what the fuck’s going on”.

This same blog also called up Hangeng’s friends (because there’s no such thing as personal space in Korea) to receive confirmation about this situation. Even they don’t know. And Hangeng’s cell phone is off. Good call, Hangeng. Good call.