Top 10 People Most Likely to be Gay

September 12, 2009 at 8:13 am 189 comments

We’ve all done it. You know, slash Woo Hyuk with Tony An. Bi-Rain with JYP. Yoona with yourself. Korean Beef has decided to go the extra mile and use their extra-sensitive gaydars to pinpoint the people in K-pop who are most likely to be homosexual.

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10. Brian Joo

At the bottom of our list is the respectable Amerikorean, Brian. He sure acts gay in variety shows and towards everyone. He’s pretty friendly with da dudes. In fact, he’s been in gay polls before so this shouldn’t have been a huge surprise. People even suggest he has lots of ‘good times’ with his ‘best friend’, Eru. However, the two main things that dispel the myth that he’s a flaming homosexual is

1) He’s a rabid Christian according to his personal Twitter and Facebook account — and homosexuality in Christianity is an instant no-no.

2) He really seemed to be enjoying hanging out with hot nurse chicks in a certain photo we saw on Asianfanatics (look it up yourself, we’re lazy).

Of course, this could all be for media press and he’s duping us all and he’s really doing undercover dancing with his pal, Eru. Or Fanny. Whoever is first on his list.

e8tmwh09. Tony Ahn

Do you remember the pairing with Woo Hyuk and Tony Ahn back from the good ol’ H.O.T days? Of course you don’t you young whippershanpper, they were before your time. But back in my day, wrestling in the sand was considered gay enough for slashing and we were happy with it! Then they banded together to form the triple-gay orgy JTL and that’s when our dentures really fell outta our mouths! Woo Woo Ahn! And oh dear, my old age is getting to me, I don’t remember L. I remember he went off to rape some girl though, because Tony and Woo Hyuk wouldn’t let him in on the action. Oh dear!

070806_ent_208. Bada

And thass’right young pups, Bada was back from our generation too. Anyway, Korean Beef ain’t sexist like the rest of those dumb K-pop blogs, so we added in potential lesbians to the list too. She gives all the lesbian vibes from the way she dresses (old lady, too boyishly, failing at girly), the way she acts in talk shows (boyish much?) and her voice. You know she’d go down on Eugene the moment she turned away.

1307. Key

We all saw SHINee’s Key coming on this list (hah! pun). While he doesn’t send my professional Gaydar off the charts like some other gullible fangirls, there is no denying he is just feminine. Likes pink, cute things, wears pink lipstick, takes special care to his hair, is all over his bandmates in general (especially Donkey Kong– Jonghyun, I meant) and is just all-around girly. My gaydar simply says he’s metrosexual.

200809050743131002_106. Kim Dongwan

You may be asking yourself, “steroid man? How is he possibly gay? He works out too much. He could probably bang two girls while beating up the local mafia gang. He takes steroids and does manly things like benchpressing dump trucks. Just look at his goddamned muscles!”

And that is where Dongwan will fool you. Sure he acts goofy and perfectly stra—-nge, but saying gay people can’t be strange would be stereotyping. We all know his best friend forever and ever, Lee Minwoo, is a total manslut and sleeps with the hottest babes from the Miss Korea competition.

Where does this leave Dongwan? Sitting alone by himself, boiling in jealousy. In fact, when Minwoo’s former girlfriend Amy called out Minwoo on being a slutty sleazebag, Dongwan rushed to his rescue unusually fast. Most people wouldn’t care, I mean, Minwoo’s not exactly a celibate saint and that’s not news.  Not to mention Dongwan cannot keep his hands off him. He has stated, in summed up format, “you don’t know Minwoo like I know Minwoo, so gtfo.”

Gay or bromance? You decide.

file_down205. Ga-In

Starring in the new girl group overrated sensation PV “Abrakadabra” or whatever it’s called, this chick’s new haircut is to promote the “sexy” image with the rest of the video. A lot of misguided fangirls think she’s hot. I think she’s a porn-loving carpet muncher.

Now you may think she’s just tomboyish, or just an image for this PV, or maybe lying. I don’t buy it. It’s really fucking embarrassing when a guy can pull off looking more like a girl than you can and I wouldn’t want to live through that. Granted, a lot of Korean guys tend to make girls look like slugs — but this was an exceptional case. Plus did you see her dance with her fellow co-stars? Man was she into it. Like how much she wanted into their vaginas.

new-jungmin04. Park Jungmin

Another one we all saw coming. Jungmin is famous as the most flamboyant Korean boyband member who ever gayed. Some call him “Horse”. Other people call him “one evil bitch” (thanks Hyunjoong!). Some call him flamingly homosexual. If you didn’t know Jungmin beforehand, let me tell you right now he lives up to his name. We don’t even have to justify here exactly why he’s gay when 50,000 other K-Pop fansites will tell you for us, and more than happy to do so.

Here’s how gay he strikes most people: combine 6 part Shinhwa, 1 part Son Ho Young, add a dash of BoA bitch evil and you will acquire Jungmin. Take with a lemon and don’t take it on an empty stomach.

JO-KWON-503. Jo Kwon

Christ, where do you begin with this guy? He’s willingly cross-dressed as a Girls’ Generation member and a Wonder Girls member. On Wild Bunny, he even went so far as to outglam that ugly lesbian hag Ga-In. When you see him on Star King and other variety shows, he might as well shit rainbows and sweat sparkles. If you watch it and you’re a male, he may turn you gay.

Korean Beef warned you, therefore we take no responsibility for your sudden sexual reorientation.


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02. Super Junior

I was debating with a friend over which member of Super Junior should be added to the gay list. Instantly, she said “HEECHUL”! Now I’m far from convinced Heechul is gay. He may crossdress, but he’s not gay. Nerdy, probably has B.O., can’t catch a break with the girls — yes. Gay? Probably not. I was arguing that Ryeowook was the gayer one for liking to apply free makeup samples.
“So,” declared my friend, “in that case, you may as well add Sungmin!”
Oh shit, I thought. Sungmin is definitely kind of gay. Even though he strikes me as a manly man as well.

At this point, I decided, “fuck it. I’ll just add all of them into 2nd place. They’re an orgy of an unlucky 13 members.”

ParkJaebum01. 02. Park Jaebum

“WHAT?” you declare to yourself, “how the fuck could someone as manly and straight and American and Christian as Jaebum could be tied for #2? Are you out of your mind? Jo Kwon should’ve been higher than him in this!”

Well, after all his “Korea is gay” comments, all Korean Beef has to say on this is “it takes one to know one.”
Don’t hide it Jaebum. I know we said “getting girls into your pants” but really by girls we meant other boys.

south-korea-map01. Korea and Korean Netizens

Yes, we’re calling an entire country gay, because it is. Repressed homosexuality in Korea abounds and it’s up to people like the equally flaming Jaebum to call all those Koreans out on it. As we’ve stated before it takes one to know one. And considering how omg mad Koreans get at anyone remotely homosexual, we’ve decided to please K-pop fans on a whole and call the whole damn country gay. Hope you’re all happy because the overseas fans are next on its Turning People Gay scheme. I mean, the country looks like a penis for fuck’s sake.

Korea, Korean Beef is onto you!

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  • 1. “We Got Married!” to homosexuals. « Korean Beef  |  October 4, 2009 at 5:20 am

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  • 3. Kat  |  February 11, 2010 at 5:43 am

    As much as I like dear JaeJoong
    I’m uber (yea uber) suprised he wasnt on here
    Hell all of DONG BANG shin ki….cept Changmin maybe
    *shrug* huh

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    • 4. taemint23  |  September 24, 2011 at 7:07 pm

      call jaejoong gay and i ll beat u up !

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      • 5. OMG_really?  |  October 8, 2011 at 3:42 am

        It shouldn’t matter if he is gay or not. -__-;

      • 6. Yunjaekid  |  October 1, 2012 at 8:39 pm

        Jar joint is gay!!! For yunja

      • 7. emiko  |  January 21, 2013 at 8:29 am

        That dude is gay. He’s gayer than any of these guys, compared! He acts like a girl, dresses like a girl and inside he must be a girl. AND WTF DO YOU MEAN BY “Rain and JPY”?! Stupid ass, JYP is Rain’s mentor not lover. And whoever created this idiotic blog is dumber than Korean netizens!

  • 8. Biru  |  February 24, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    I just found this blog. Man, how come you can missed these threesome. Wheesung, Park Hyo Shin and Hwanhee. They scream gaydar from afar.

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  • 9. Z  |  March 6, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    Jaebum, definitely. You can tell by just looking at his face.

    But I don’t approve of your comment toward Jonghyun.

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  • 10. queenbqty  |  June 6, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    You guys are evil, and I love it. I haven’t laughed this hard at a kpop blog since Shenyuepop went inactive, I have been looking for fun kpop news and I found it. Gotta bookmark you guys.
    OMG, you called the whole country of Korea, gay, awesome. But you should have had SuJu/snsd as no.2, snsd are the most lesbian acting females, I’ve ever seen and since at least 4 of them look like men, I bet there is tons of undercover carpet munching going on in their dorm.

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  • 11. LMK  |  November 28, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    LOL, I agree with your deductions… even though I can’t speak for the old school Idols. I used to be confused about Key. The kid is obviously flamboyantly feminine, but there is something about him that just says “nah, he’s not gay.” And therein lies the issue. If he’s not gay, then most likely, he’s straight (or bi, but I still dont think he’d get into it with a guy), and I just can’t see him with a chick! Like come on, Key and a girl? Too weird. So I came to the conclusion that he is definitely metrosexual and his ideal mate? His reflection.

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    • 12. taemint23  |  September 24, 2011 at 7:09 pm

      i think amber fits perfectly with him XD

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  • 13. ohsnap  |  December 22, 2010 at 7:35 am

    This blog is harsh and frankly, I’m shocked that you can write so much about people you don’t even know. If you claimed you knew Park Jung Min well, you wouldn’t say what you did about him. Please think before you post such inaccurate things.

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    • 14. urbanstereo  |  December 31, 2010 at 3:11 pm

      Would I?

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      • 15. yourgay  |  January 24, 2011 at 2:24 am

        your a fool

  • 16. Tiffany  |  December 29, 2010 at 8:55 am

    Park Jaebum is not gay. Does that photo really make him look gay? Dammm why all judging by a photo? Thats not gonna define him gay but its gonna defines you.
    Why is to you if they are or aren’t gay? What is so wrong about being a homosexual? Go look at US and other countries. They possess plenty of homosexuals. And just because they wear feminine clothing that guys wouldn’t normally wear doesn’t mean they are gay. Maybe it is because they appreciate fashion, or they don’t wanna look like every other fucking guy with the same outfit and style on. Fashion has no gender.

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    • 17. urbanstereo  |  December 31, 2010 at 3:10 pm

      Someone missed the point, and it isn’t me.

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    • 18. yourgay  |  January 24, 2011 at 2:23 am

      I AGREE !

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  • 19. pissedoff  |  January 8, 2011 at 7:28 am

    they all are gay…LOL!
    heechul is the queen of them all!!

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    • 20. Elainah  |  March 29, 2012 at 5:35 am

      What did you say? Heechul isn’t a guy for goodness sake. He dressess like a girl because he just want to entertain the fans you fool. FYI, Heechul has a lot of girlfriends. dont judge him like you know him, just because you see him in some various tv programs dressing up as a girl and you, a moron judging him like that. Get a grip will you .. stupid human

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  • 21. yourgay  |  January 24, 2011 at 2:22 am

    KOREA IS NOT GAY WHOEVER DID THIS BLOG IS GAY !!
    JAY PARK AINT GAY YOU HOMOS HE HAD A GF IN THE STATES AND HER NAME WAS JESSICA GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT
    AND STOP MAKING BLOGS YOU KNOW AREN’T TRUE !
    KOREA IS THE BLIMMIN BEST !!
    GO GET A LIFE WHOEVER DID THIS GOOD FOR NOTHING BLOG !>_<

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    • 22. urbanstereo  |  April 20, 2011 at 7:29 am

      Why do you say “gay” like it’s a bad thing, then?

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      • 23. scottkey  |  January 13, 2013 at 5:11 pm

        Because it is Bad — Seriously, why lie about a reality of life. Men and Women — its reality, natural and great. Homosexuality is wrong, sick, disease ridden, warping of the mind and separates you from the joy of the spiritual reality of the God that sent you to this earth through your parents (man & woman)’s bodies. Grow up and face the truth. Just because countless people have turned to the darkness Does NOT make the DARKNESS of that chosen lifestyle of sin good or right. Please face the truth and stop lying to yourself and others about something so corrupting!!

    • 24. Da  |  May 4, 2011 at 1:17 am

      I’ll bet Jay Park had a girlfriend…yeah, he met her in America when he was on vacation that one time. And he totally got some. Lol

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  • 25. Cypress  |  February 18, 2011 at 10:02 am

    Hi. I don’t want to interfere with your point of views but, for your information, if you think that they are gays, please keep it to yourself because not everyone will have the same opinion as you. Honestly, I am offended by what you wrote. Especially park jung min, which is my favorite artist and most of all, the country itself. I don’t want to say this but, please don’t be too judgemental. I mean, you don’t have to right to say that they’re really gay, unless they told the public that they really are.

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    • 26. Ced  |  March 21, 2011 at 12:23 am

      … it’s his fucking blog

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    • 27. urbanstereo  |  April 20, 2011 at 7:30 am

      #idowhatiwant

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  • 28. Cypress  |  April 24, 2011 at 2:04 am

    you do what you want? Fine! But please make sure you are not exceeding your limits. You don’t have to hurt other people. If Koreans would read this, how would you think they will feel?

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    • 29. Da  |  May 4, 2011 at 1:14 am

      I think they might feel pretty gay.

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      • 30. Junhee  |  June 8, 2011 at 10:04 am

        LOL. What kind of answer is that?

  • 31. Da  |  May 4, 2011 at 1:25 am

    Yup. The whole country is gay. I live here. I know.
    Anyway, who listens to government-funded music like K-pop? Listen to real music by real artists. Doesn’t matter if they’re gay as long as they are actual artists. These kiddies have just recently gotten their short-hairs. Don’t think they know which way they’re goin quite yet. But judging by these pictures- all signs point to gay.

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    • 32. reberta  |  July 18, 2012 at 11:20 pm

      Since the whole country is gay you are too . You said it .

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      • 33. Eunhae AR  |  December 23, 2012 at 1:58 pm

        i agree w reberta

    • 34. teo  |  May 10, 2014 at 10:21 pm

      you’re such an idiot… and what kind of music do you listen to that’s not like that? at lest Korea takes care of their artists and trains them… they don’t let every fucking idiot and pretty girl with big boob implants become a singer… and why the fucking hell are you living there if you dislike it so much? do you planning on marrying a gay dude maybe, if everyone is gay there?

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  • 35. Cypress  |  May 4, 2011 at 5:08 am

    Not the whole country is gay. Please don’t say that. Maybe there are some people who were gay. Let’s stop judging people cause we don’t know that we are hurting them. We listen and support K-POP and they have real music and got real artists. I don’t know what is going on your mind and i know we have different point-of-views. Every K-Pop artist has their own talents, goals, and dreams just like every artist in the world. I am korean.

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  • 36. tsubame0613  |  May 6, 2011 at 5:32 am

    Well, the question is not really about who is or isn’t gay here… But How the Korean entertainment loves to play with the misunderstanding of it. Look at SHINee (not only KEY) as they got dressed as girls (soooooo pretty) for a TV show, as they always pose very suggestively for fashion magazines and such. I will keep my own opinion about who is gay or not though I agree and don’t about many of what’s written here. It’s surprising that in a country that do not accept homosexuality as an issue, so many idols can foolishly play the gay part without shocking or even wake up the opinion of the audience. But anyway, being gay is not a disease, that’s a fact! And I would rather like them to come out quickly before ending like Ricky Martin, pretending until their 40s on how “she” is the woman of their life and blah blah blah in their songs… BTW KEY x Amber = interesting friendship right? I say that, I said nothing… Cheers!

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    • 37. Junhee  |  June 8, 2011 at 10:06 am

      I seriously agree with you. Thanks for that. :D

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  • 38. ranimukherjee25  |  May 24, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    just to point out YOU SAID IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE -SOOOO DOES DAT MEAN U ARE GAY???
    U ARE THE ONE SAYING THEY ARE GAY.U KNOW WAT I MEAN

    OTHER THAN THAT I DUN AGREE WID JAEBUM .DUDE HE IS THE -THE DUDE -DUNNO BOUT DONGWAN THO AND I LOVE HEECHUL BUT SOMETIMES HE IS SOO GAY BUT OTHER HE IS NOT SOOO MAYBE BI

    DEFINATELY AGREE ON THE KOREA–SERIOUSLY WHAT HE FUCK IS WID KPOP GUYS DRESSING UP AS CHICKS AND DANCING TO GIRL SONGS WHILE GIRLS DUN EVEN DO DAT??

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  • 39. Martita  |  May 30, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    Come on people chill out!

    First of all it’s a private blog and the owner can write whatever he wants! You don’t like it you don’t read it – simple as that. You can’t tell him to stop writing!

    Secondly can’t you get irony and sarcasm? For the love of God it’s written in a joking fashion. The author’s hobby (as stated on his page) is flaming artists. You really don’t need to get so worked up. Just leave if he offends you.

    Thirdly stop the capslock abuse! It’s hard to read and it hurts the eyes. There are other ways to express yourself.

    And finally: great entry! You rock urbanstereo. But you should update this entry. I’m pretty sure Yunho and Changmin from TVXQ are going at it like rabbits :P

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    • 40. kpopfansyeah  |  November 3, 2011 at 8:35 am

      LOL the whole country is gay!

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  • 41. skinshead  |  July 8, 2011 at 8:16 pm

    dude or dudette, you sound like youre in denial about your own sexuality. go suck a dick or eat out a pussy or whatever and chill out.

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  • 42. MinJee  |  July 9, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    I regret reading this blog. I pissed me off so bad. >.< Even though this is 'personal' blog, you don't have the right to judge other people. It is their business for heaven's sake. What would you feel if someone tells that you are gay? duh.. To make it worse, I love most of the kpop artists that you included in your stupid false list.

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  • 43. WTF  |  July 26, 2011 at 1:30 am

    Holy shit this list fails so hard. The fact that you say Key is only metrosexual is just completely laughable. He’s been spotted at gay bars in Itawewon and supposedly had a boyfriend before SHINee debuted. Plus, just looking at stereotypical signs of a gay person makes you look like a bigoted dumbass (which you are).

    Oh, and you have shitty taste in what’s attractive.

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  • 44. Tom Stockwell  |  July 31, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    This list is hilarious!

    Jo Kwon is gay. FACT. Several of my gay friends in Seoul know him and he’s pretty much said as soon as 2AM are over, he’s going back to “his old life in Itaewon” – aka HOMO HILL, the city’s gay area!

    And Koreans – get a sense of humour! I live in Korea and have done for over 2 years, and the stance towards homosexuality is disgusting. And you have a shit ton of gay guys and lesbos – so stop denying that gay Koreans exist.

    I should know – I’m dating one! lol!

    As for Koreans getting offended – please, Koreans are among the most racist, xenophobic, homophobic people I’ve EVER met in my life. Maybe it’s about time people realised this – I mean come on, a huge chunk of the population said Japan DESERVED THE TSUNAMI. I mean, for real?!?! Not just little kids – we’re talking adults in their 20s, 30s and older.

    Seriously.

    BTW PEOPLE get a clue – this post is clearly tongue-in-cheek with some of it, so quit acting like offended little fanboys and fangirls – most of whom have probably never been to Korea – and grow-the-fuck-up.

    Most of the people commenting are equating “gay” with being a bad thing, too. That’s really sad.

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    • 45. Anonymous  |  September 5, 2011 at 10:29 pm

      THANK YOU! Finally someone’s talking sense in here besides the author. All these people are freaking out telling him he somehow doesn’t have a right to free speech (like what the fuck) and that he’s outstepped his boundaries or whatever. He can say whatever the hell he wants. Like the comment before me said, Korean’s are some of the most homophobic and xenophobic people in the world, so someone making a blog post like this is long overdue.

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      • 46. Hankoboy  |  November 19, 2011 at 1:22 pm

        Totally agree!

    • 47. julie  |  February 5, 2012 at 9:11 am

      NICE.
      ;)

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    • 48. Hanifah Miah  |  December 25, 2012 at 6:43 pm

      Thank you for not being deluded and idiotic like the majority of all K-Pop fans. . . I enjoy Korean pop music but I completely agree with all you have said and I think it’s ridiculous that so many people fail to see the truth in the matter. Whether these people in the public eye are gay or not is irrelevant as many of them are merely acting out their alter-egos or are not being themselves in one form or another to continue with their career or please their bosses. It shouldn’t offend anyone if someone is gay, however it is offensive to stereotype gay, straight, asexual, bisexual etc people.
      This blog was created for fangirls or fanboys who clearly have some sort of fetish to do with gay Koreans. It will not appeal to the majority of the public so attain some perspective and state what troubles you about this blog (to all the haters) instead of being crass and ignorantly narrow-minded.

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  • 49. Tom Stockwell  |  July 31, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    p.s. Super Junior – come on, my Gaydar goes crazy every time I see Lee Teuk. FLAMING.

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    • 50. ...  |  August 1, 2012 at 8:03 pm

      lol,the hole band gay?that’s funniest.
      O and BTW,jung min is named horse becouse he likes carrots.
      Before you start to write and article about something,a little advice,do some research will ya?hahaha…

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      • 51. Mildly_Amused  |  November 9, 2012 at 1:11 pm

        I thought he was nicknamed horse bcuz he was hung like one😊

  • 52. Junhee  |  August 5, 2011 at 11:20 am

    Thank you for your opinion. I don’t know what made you conclude thins like that but i hope you might reconsider it. Fanboys and fangirls get irritated because they loved their idol and you don’t have the right to make fun of them because ARTISTS- even though they are paid to entertain people- are still humans. Let us LET them what do they think they are.
    Well i’m not a fan… i just have a friend who is a trainee and i don’t want you to do the same on him also.
    I am also Korean. Yeah. SOme of us act like what Tom says but its not everyone. Its not everybody in Korea. That’s why innocent koreans will also hurt if they can read this blog like i do.

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    • 53. alli  |  October 10, 2011 at 10:34 am

      glad you put this to light was thinking the same thing

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  • 54. nica  |  August 18, 2011 at 8:41 am

    jungmin is not gay

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    • 55. neme  |  August 19, 2011 at 8:00 pm

      i lov jungmin ….n ya he soo….is not gay

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      • 56. sdfg  |  October 4, 2011 at 11:18 am

        because you love that gay, that not means she is not gay!!!.SHE!.

  • 57. neme  |  August 19, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    personal blog??….seems to me u r jst winding up ur gay fantasies by listing them………but wateva to each his own,ryt?

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  • 58. thatbitch  |  September 27, 2011 at 4:18 am

    LOL you said so yourself that “it takes one to know one”. now what does that say about you? js.

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    • 59. boobs  |  October 3, 2011 at 8:43 pm

      The author never denied or affirmed s/he was gay, js.

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  • 60. thatbitch  |  September 27, 2011 at 4:19 am

    i kinda agree with a few though tbh. LOL

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  • 61. smuffy  |  September 29, 2011 at 8:13 am

    *sigh* Okay, to everyone offended by this list: What’s offensive about being called gay? Since when was it a bad thing? That’s being a whole lot more derogatory than actually calling someone else homosexual. And since I love a lot of skinship and homosexual jokes with my friends (Just like Suju do a lot of skinship), basically my whole year thinks I’m a lesbian. Let me tell you that it’s not offensive or hurtful.

    BUT…I didn’t really like Ga-In being called ugly. Just sayin’ xD I think she’s pretty with whatever hairstyle =)

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    • 62. JustBecause  |  February 26, 2012 at 6:57 pm

      I get what your saying but saying that the whole country’s gay is just unreasonable and damn retarded!! Seriously the person who wrote this should get some education!

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      • 63. ...  |  August 1, 2012 at 7:50 pm

        Yea and LOL,the whole country gay?LMAO.They are like brothers and sisters.That’s the kind of relationship between the members of a band.They have a special bond.We don’t have the right to judge them.It’s like i’m hugging my brother.lol

      • 64. Pim  |  February 9, 2013 at 7:13 pm

        Brothers and sisters don’t kiss on the lips!!! ewwwwww gross as fuck

  • 65. AR  |  October 2, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    This was hilarious and I couldn’t agree more! I’m sure most of them even if they are gay are and always will be in denial of their sexuality :) I really hope atleast the few that I like aren’t.

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  • 66. sdfg  |  October 4, 2011 at 11:17 am

    No exist any real MAN in that fucking weak country, that ultra gay look says all, is HORRIBLE!.

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  • 67. allison  |  October 10, 2011 at 10:32 am

    honestly this whole thing is based on poor evidence and though i may agree with you with jo kwon and key. Though its based on your opinions, I must say i did not like the jay park thing (not a extreme fan i just enjoy his music chill) why call him out on being gay he wrote tht because he was experiencing a culture shock at that time maybe you should research that too since you failed to do that for this “piece” that you wrote.
    On a side note korea should be more accepting and aware of gay people so that people wont have to live their lives hiding, being something that they’re not.

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  • 68. Me  |  October 13, 2011 at 10:01 am

    Brian Joo is gay. Personal experience. Also likes to bitch and moan about everyone. Not great at all.

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  • Unless we see them fucking a dude with our own eyes, or if they actually say that they are gay, it’s pretty much impossible to tell if someone is gay, not every flamboyant or feminine man is gay.

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  • 70. coolness  |  October 17, 2011 at 8:38 pm

    he’s gay?he’s more gay?gay?gayer than the last 1? seriosly? do u have a cute little diary where u estimate all dis? guess u dnt hav anytin els on ua mind……………………………gay

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  • 71. muthia  |  November 18, 2011 at 9:45 am

    JUNGMIN IS NOT GAY!!!!

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  • 72. Hankoboy  |  November 19, 2011 at 9:58 am

    Holy crap some Korean bitches are really psyco. It’s funny that they get off on guys that are so little queens but you call them gay and the psycho bitches come out in droves! Love the blog!!

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  • 73. E  |  November 24, 2011 at 11:07 am

    I HATE THE AUTHOR, SERIOUSLY.

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  • 74. nakalbanget  |  December 3, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    i don’t like Korean men! a man looks like a woman.

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  • 75. Homura  |  December 4, 2011 at 12:46 am

    Oh hey; hey; wait a minute; wait a minute!

    I’m not going to enter the foray for discussing their sexualities, but calling Ga-In UGLY? With THAT picture of her on top???

    Wow; that’s just too harsh!

    I mean, sure; she looks more pretty boy in that get than anything; but hey, PRETTY boy? I’m sure if she chose to wear some other clothes you couldn’t say the same thing; since she’s already got a slim, petite frame and soft, fine features MOST guys couldn’t pull off (and no; we’re not including you JiYoung; or you, JaeJoong). All classic characteristics of female good looks.

    You ever consider that she might wanna look like a punk-rocker and not intentionally butch? Not every girl wants to look all sweet and fluffy,you know. We ladies can have different ways of feeling confident and sexy.

    And just in case you think I’m defending her because I’m a fan; I don’t do K-Pop in general. In fact, I can’t tell most of them apart from each other; the last two were more thanks to my crazy cousin (and their….errr….rather unnerving beauty). I just think you’re being unfair to her, that’s all.

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  • 76. Elly  |  December 20, 2011 at 12:53 am

    WTF IS THIS. THIS ARTICLE IS A PIECE OF CRAP. I’M SORRY. BUT THE “SUPPORTING” DETAILS ARE JUST STUPID. I SWEAR. GOODNESS IT’S PEOPLE LIKE THE ONES WHO WROTE THIS ARTICLE WHO ARE SO IGNORANT. I MEAN, THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST ARTICLE I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE. THANK GOD THIS WEBSITE IS GOING TO BE GONE. D:<

    this also goes to the people actually supporting this. good luck in hell.

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  • 77. Xris  |  December 22, 2011 at 11:09 am

    thought ’twas entertaining but on second thought it’s inhumane

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  • 78. Ichvan  |  December 23, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    For me, all metrosexual MEN in KOREA including CELEBS ARE GAYYYYY.

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    • 79. fiza fifiey  |  April 19, 2012 at 7:00 am

      not all okay…:)

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  • 80. roseminty  |  December 28, 2011 at 2:01 am

    LOLOL. This made me laugh so freaking hard. I love how you just included all of Super Junior. xD But calling Ga-in ugly was unnecessary. =/ I don’t think she’s ugly at all.

    Also, Kevin of U-Kiss needs to be in there somewhere. I don’t care that he’s Christian. He sends my gaydar off the charts.

    I think Heechul is bi, honestly. And G-Dragon too. They both seem like the type to not care if the person is male or female, as long as he/she is hot.

    AND PEOPLE NEED TO LIGHTEN UP ABOUT THIS. Being gay is not a bad thing, and the number one spot of ALL OF KOREA proves that this article is not meant to be taken too seriously. SHISUS.

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    • 81. Roseminty  |  October 5, 2012 at 8:04 pm

      I’ve been looking over my WordPress comments, and ugh, I wish I hadn’t posted that bit about not caring that Kevin’s Christian. There are plenty of gay/bi Christian people. Wtf was I thinking… I suppose I just meant he seems like the very traditional sort of Christian who isn’t pro-gay. Kinda like Siwon, only not openly homophobic like Siwon. And Siwon’s the biggest closet-case in all of Kpop, poor guy… He’s so deep in the closet I don’t know if he’ll ever find his way out.

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    • 82. Roseminty  |  October 5, 2012 at 8:06 pm

      Also, I no longer think Heechul is bi. Now I think he’s mostly, if not entirely, gay. Just a little amendment to my comment.

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  • 83. Umadbro  |  January 6, 2012 at 12:35 am

    lol people getting mad.

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  • 84. Anita  |  January 7, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    I love your article, people should chill, because calling someone gay is not a bad thing, come on its 2012!! I didnt like that you called this girl Ga In ugly, coz I think she is beautiful, and not butch at all, more like hard femme:) xoxo Anita

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  • 85. KatiCleo  |  February 12, 2012 at 7:57 pm

    This is too stupid. Let me make some things clear
    1. Being a Christian doesn’t mean you can’t be gay
    2. Applying make-up in Korean Idol Groups is something normal
    3. You can’t know if Ga-In is a bitch because you have NEVER met her. What, did she steal your seat on the bus or something?
    4. Have you ever heard of the word METROSEXUAL???
    5.Wondering on wether a person is gay or not and actually making a list about it as if it’s something bad is actually pretty much rasism
    6. Many girls watch porn. It’s not weird. I know some. And pretty much 96% percent of teenage girls masturbate by the way. Of course if YOU think it’s weird, that is a bit weird.
    7.Go look for a brain, cause no one with a right mind would actually post something like that.
    Why don’t you start reading some better e-mags than yours, to get an idea on what’s a good article. This is an unacceptable mess.

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    • 86. Raven  |  February 18, 2012 at 2:53 am

      First off, being an christian means you put your wants second & Gods wants first.

      FYI:: He doesn’t want you to be gay. He didn’t make Adam & Steve but, Adam & Eve. I’m saying this from an open heart. <3

      I was gay for 8 years.
      ~The Carpet Munching Queen

      So, I have first hand experience of the FACT. BTW, Jay Park is NOT GAY & even so, I wish him truth.

      However, Jo Kwon is! That Queen can really vogue his a** off! Remember I still have gaydar and like Rupaul said, "You better work!"

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      • 87. Yeong Brandon Kwamane  |  March 19, 2012 at 3:58 am

        i totally agree with you but who knows half of the’re singers could be gay or Bi but with society and the government not giving a dam about LGBT people why come out.

  • 88. JustBecause  |  February 26, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    Okay… The guys are gay I agree but n

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  • 89. JustBecause  |  February 26, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Okay… The guys are gay I agree but nOt super junior! And the Korea is gay? Wtf are you jealous of K-Pop or Korean people!! Getta life!! This is not even fucking funny! O_o

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    • 90. Getalifefaggot  |  April 25, 2012 at 8:51 am

      Are you stupid? calm the fuck down, there is shitloads of people in Super Junior, having one of them is being gay is probably true.
      So why don’t you sit down, shut the fuck up and go hump your ‘perfect’ oppas posters.

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      • 91. ...  |  August 1, 2012 at 8:42 am

        So what if they are,it’s not your problem,why do you care,lol,you’re funny.

  • 92. Bill  |  February 29, 2012 at 3:04 am

    It’s an inside joke, morons. Inside as in most of you don’t have enough brain cells to appreciate sarcasm, satire, or a good old troll.

    But know this. We’re laughing at you while you rage.

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    • 93. Getalifefaggot  |  April 25, 2012 at 8:50 am

      Lol, inside joke? please explain. I am not raging because I’m denying they’re gay, I am raging at the fact the Author who wrote this negatively bitched about the Male and Female Idols in the descriptions they wrote for them, maybe if they used a non bitchy manner to write this article, I would’ve agreed, some people are just plain old dicks.

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  • 94. BB  |  March 7, 2012 at 3:56 am

    That’s not cool that you would call them gay.Just by how they look. If you actually meant them and asked them.Then you’ll get your answer.Just don’t judge a book by its cover.

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  • 95. abbey  |  April 2, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    gosh!what d fuck u didnt even knom them..!ur gay!

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    • 96. 23-2-1-101  |  February 27, 2014 at 4:22 pm

      Do you know them? I suppose not. This blog post is:
      1. a blog post and NOT an official report -> it is the subjective opinion of the blogger
      2. not hating on gays, it’s simply having fun playing around

      And by the way.. I really hope that last.. thing “ur gay!” (incredibly unoriginal) was not meant to be an insult. Being homosexual is not a bad thing. I hope you grow up and come to accept people that differ from the norm created by a corrupt society.

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  • 97. fiza fifiey  |  April 19, 2012 at 6:58 am

    no…hee chul is not gay…he is a real man….suju too…..

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  • 98. Getalifefaggot  |  April 25, 2012 at 8:48 am

    God, someone had their bitch flakes this morning.

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  • 99. le chocolatine  |  April 26, 2012 at 6:39 am

    OMG, i just LOOOOVVEEE your blog!! And this post? Hillarious. A long overdue bout Super Junior, I mean what’s with their hugging and kissing each other thing? Really hoping you are going to update the list though :D

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  • 100. Zoe  |  April 30, 2012 at 3:15 am

    i find it plain rude to call ga-in an ugly lesbian hag. I don’t no much about her, but I find her absolutely beautiful. Oh and btw, I’m about a million percent sure of Key’s gay. that boy….gay. gay gay gay.

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  • 101. Hanah  |  May 9, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    This is just plain rude. Why would you write that? even if it’s just a joke, you don’t call a whole country gay. but i guess, as you said, it takes one to know one so it seems that the author’s gay as well

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  • 102. Haha  |  May 15, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Not all of korea is “gay”
    Korea has a culture.
    All cultures are different.
    If a guy kiss a guy it is considered gay in Korea.

    If a guy feels the urge to kiss a guy it’s considered gay.

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  • 103. Imgay  |  May 23, 2012 at 1:55 am

    I dunno if Jaebum Park is gay, but my gaydar did kinda go off a bit when I saw him with buds in a “bromance” YouTube vid. He is SO cute and hot! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv7SUncOAAQ)

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  • 104. Jojo  |  June 10, 2012 at 12:54 am

    All of kpop is Gay!!!i hate forever The KPOP there is one that i saw in the twitter i don’t know who is he that says”.He want to be a make up artist….its a kpop belonging….

    Im the kpop haters

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    • 105. ...  |  August 1, 2012 at 8:39 am

      poor you LOL,i don’t get guys like you,it’s like this,if you don’t like their music then don’t listen it.some people likes k-pop as you like other kind of music so don’t break their heart.what if i say something bad about someone you like,how would YOU feel?

      PEACE :D

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  • 106. Jojo  |  June 10, 2012 at 12:56 am

    I don’t like S.Juniors and other Kpop Diva gays…

    sorry for hurtsss

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  • 107. IHATEYOU  |  June 15, 2012 at 6:10 am

    alright for the record u made a total funny blog hahahah……im a TS btw and i really HATE PEOPLE CALLING OUR JUNG MIN GAY!!!!!! oh well i had my whole family calling him gay i was seriously angry at first but well you just cant judge people that u dont know remember that if u judge a certain person ur the same as that person so what do u know the author might be plain GAY AS WELL and btw calling a whole country gay isn’t rude its a CRIMINAL OFFENCE

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  • 108. IHATEYOU  |  June 15, 2012 at 6:21 am

    and just read some of the comments ” I HATE KOREANS MEN WHO LOOK LIKE WOMEN” hahhahaha so i think he’s a total ugly one and just jealous

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  • 109. Penny  |  June 15, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    This makes me laugh. I had to google all of these men to know exactly who they are. Oh well, I couldn’t agree more. Super Junior? ugh! Sooo gay.

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  • 110. BlueAloha  |  July 8, 2012 at 5:51 am

    Jo Kwan for sure, but you missed Kwang Hee from Zea.

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  • 111. Mimi  |  July 15, 2012 at 3:55 am

    wow this is stupid

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  • 112. Kpopcuti3  |  July 16, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    Honestly ok i kno this is a private blog and yeah i can relate to you tht some idols cause really weird misunderstandings about their sexuality… but some of yur descriptions are a bit harsh :/ Especially for Ga-In i dont really agree with you (and thts just my opinion). Tbh i think the media likes seeing their fav kpop idols having a strong bromance with the members in the group, so some ppl cud act gay for the fans but really isnt tht kind of person in reality. And yeah being gay isnt a bad thing! Ok im done chillax ppl :3

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  • 113. reberta  |  July 18, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    Is this all you have time to do criticize people and say they are gay or homosexual . Expescially if you are calling them gay because of their nicknames and how they have to dress . Clearly if you watch other shows others stars like Taemin have to dress like girls and sing so they aren’t picking to dress like girls . They don’t pick their nicknames either . Why do you even care ? It is wrong and so are you ! Oh and if they like the color pink and wear it means they are a real man . Not gay .

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  • 114. ...  |  August 1, 2012 at 8:19 am

    LOL,in the case of super junior or other bands,the hugging thing…it’s called fanservice.BTW,this gay thing doesn’t concern you,why do you care?it’s not your problem,it’s ther private life.
    LOL,here i am,laughing again.

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  • 115. Cash  |  August 7, 2012 at 12:08 am

    Sorry but to me this article has no good reasoning. I mean there are feminie K-Pop stars who love giving out fan service to crazy fan girls but that doesn’t make them gay. And calling all Korean citizens gay is just plain low. that’s like calling all Americans racist. Just because you see it a lot doesn’t mean that’s how everyone living there is. And lastly, the take one to know one thing. If your the whole calling Korea in general gay, wouldn’t that make you the biggest gay of them all, so actually you should have put your face as number one.

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    • 116. Itsokaytobehonest  |  August 5, 2013 at 1:41 am

      You are seriously deluded. All Americans are racist. The only thing that makes Americans feel good about being American is thinking they are better than someone else. LOL

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      • 117. 23-2-1-101  |  August 5, 2013 at 11:33 am

        For starters, let me just make it clear that I am an American myself. There are a lot of extreme nationalists in the USA, but it’s not all of them. And being a nationalist doesn’t mean you are racist, it means you love your country. Admittedly, they love their country too much. So much, that they consider everybody else inferior to them. In a way, we are. Economically, countries like Germany (poor fellas are gonna go broke saving the other countries’ ass) are a lot better off, but due to history, the land America has been ingrained in our subconscious as powerful. And since they keep showing off by participating in wars, we believe it.

        All in all, they are not racist. They love their country and Americans (there are exceptions of course) are very friendly to people of different origin. Being racist comes from your up-bringing and a country of people can’t have been raised the same way.

  • 118. MiuNya  |  August 8, 2012 at 4:36 am

    This post is incredibly stupid and I agree with the comment above by cash… :) gay is not a bad thing ok.

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  • 119. Kev Selor  |  August 10, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    I regret ever reading this…

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  • 120. WhoEverWroteThisIsAFAGGOT  |  August 15, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    You must be a 10 year old fag for writing this

    And ppldont bother to reply or cuz im not comingback here……..later!!!!!!!

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  • 121. KimWoonJung  |  August 16, 2012 at 2:11 am

    I’m Korean. Admittedly I can see why this has sparked so many negative comments. But I found this list and the descriptions for each entry pretty darn funny. And, yes, the country is full of metrosexual or overly feminine men. The country is, however, very conservative in regards to public displays of affection. So showing affection for someone of the same sex is easier and acceptable. Sorry y’all. But I thought it was funny.

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  • 122. Jinet  |  August 22, 2012 at 5:40 am

    Everyone has the right to their opinion. Let’s try to get along and not take other people’s comments personal. In my opinion I didn’t like the fact that the blogger and other people believe ALL of Korea is gay, we have not right to judge them or any other country. We should NOT be racist towards other countries, especially when we don’t know about their culture. I am a Roman Catholic and have family members that are gay. I try my very best NOT to judge anyone in and outside of my family. I try to respect everyone and treat them as I would like to be treated by another person. As human beings we need to try to get along with each other, it doesn’t matter which country we’re from or our background. The world would be a better place if we tried to get along with each other, being respectful towards each other and MOST of all being COMPASSIONATE towards each other and helpful.

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  • 123. NoOneCares  |  August 23, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    WTF? Your calling an entire country gay? Are you serious ? For you to put this much time and effort on writing this supped post is stupid. Have you met everyone in Korea, NO, don’t stereotype a whole country because of the few Koreans that YOU think are gay. I know everyone has there opinions but the person who posted this is just a judgmental dumb asshole.

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    • 124. NoOneCares  |  August 23, 2012 at 9:04 pm

      And whoever finds this post funny is stupid, how it stereotyping a whole country considered funny? I’m off this site.

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  • 125. Svenlana  |  August 31, 2012 at 6:13 am

    Don’t you think it was a bit harsh to call Ga-In, an “ugly hag”? And I sincerely hope you were being sarcastic when you said every Korean citizen was “gay”… And no, I’m not Korean either, I’m Romanian.
    I mean no offense to what I said before if this article was satire–if not, then I suggest finding a productive hobby where you aren’t bashing a nation.

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  • 126. fallingout  |  September 2, 2012 at 5:15 pm

    Yes, because I think Key is gay that makes me a totally gullible fangirl. I mean, wearing that fabulous unicorn shirt and singing Judas and Hair on stage: totally heterosexual.

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    • 127. ...  |  September 15, 2012 at 11:14 am

      So what,he wears what he likes not what YOU like.
      Get a life will’ya?Put youreself in his place,you wouldn’t like to be called that,would you?
      Geeez

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  • 128. Wiwit Numpanklewat  |  September 12, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    first, i thought this blog gave me some interesting reading material, but in second instantly make me WTF… why you wrote something that you even didn’t know the truth and straight to write just based on your opinions …. your list just unreasonable… i’m totally disagree….

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  • 129. dedek  |  September 15, 2012 at 6:17 pm

    for your information..JUNGMIN IS NOT GAY!!! i love him. read some real sources b4 post something that is UNREAL!!!

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  • 130. Jwalker  |  October 3, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    WTF!!!! who do u think u’re to judge the ppl? re u gay and u love those guys that’s why u think they’re gay? GTFO and don’t be that harsh to ma boy JAY! he’s the MANLIEST guy in the whole KPOP!!!! u don’t know what GAY means i think! U F*ckin’ Dumbass! u think u’re cool? i wish i could beat u up! damn crazy bastard!!

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    • 131. YOU SUCK  |  October 9, 2012 at 9:31 am

      I AGREE!

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  • 132. YOU SUCK  |  October 9, 2012 at 9:30 am

    UR BLOG SUCKSS. CHECK THE MEANING OF GAY BEFORE POSTING THIS ASSHILE CRAP -.- AND SO WHAT IF KEY LIKES PINK? DO WE HAVE A RULE THAT SAYS: ALL MALE THAT LIKES PINK ARE GAY? STUPID PEOPLE -.- AND WHO SAID HE WEARS LIPSTICK? STOP JUDGING PEOPLE PLEASE. HAVE YOUR OWN LIFE PLEASE. IMMATURE.

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    • 133. Sasha  |  October 20, 2012 at 6:56 am

      She didn’t call Key gay. She said she thought he was just metrosexual, which if you checked the meaning of the word would realize that it doesn’t imply that he’s homosexual in any way at all.

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  • 134. Sasha  |  October 20, 2012 at 6:54 am

    While I respect your opinions (and agree with some of them), the part about homosexuality being a big ‘no no’ in Christianity isn’t entirely true. Of course there are Christians that are completely against it, but there are also many Christians who have no problem with it, like myself for example; so Brian Joo and Park Jaebum can be gay as well as Christian. Just wanted to clarify that. :)

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  • 135. rara  |  October 22, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    Bashing an idol..mm oke..i dont care. But bashing a nation..mm oke..you very shallow mind. Fyi im not korean but i think theres something wrong with the author. And dont say that for joke. I think you just jealous. Haha

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  • 136. christian samurai  |  October 22, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    Korea isn’t gay. 1) i have tons of Korean friends who are heterosexual. girls AND guys. 2) my best friend is Korean, AND a non-denominational Christian, she is against being gay, as i am, but we both don’t judge those who are. 3) I’m not Korean, I’m half Japanese and Russian, but i can see and feel where everyone is coming from who hates this blog. i would hate it if someone said something about japan or russia being gay. 4) In Japan, gay people aren’t allowed in public, they are, if you don’t mind me saying, “in the closet” but they can’t come out. people saying korea being “gay” should come to the US and see how much MORE gay it is there.5) im not against the PEOPLE who are gay, i am against what they are standing for. i dont believe its biological at all, and dont get all pissed. just cuz i say it, doesnt make it not true. i dont care if you are gay or straight, if you’re a mean person, i won’t associate with you. if you think im some kind of gay basher, think again! i have gay friends, but they respect me, and i respect them, not because they are gay, but because they are people. they don’t talk about their sexuality around me, and i dont talk about my faith around them, unless either person has a question about another. 6) whatever people may say, im only putting the word out for people who are shallow minded, and don’t understand that calling a country gay is wrong. 7) you all have the right to be shallow minded, but dont think you wont get comments from other people who are angry. im offended at the fact the blog said that Koreans are gay, but i not going to hate the people who have no time and spend their entire life on the internet saying things. anyways, im not judging, and neither should anyone and everyone else. on that note, think about it.

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  • 137. Mimi Minho Mery  |  November 5, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    park jung min isn’t a gay ,you can watch “thank you for waking me up” and you’ll found how he is really manly,and please don’t judge before you make sure that your information is right or not.

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  • 138. al  |  November 6, 2012 at 6:34 am

    hey if u dun like kpop jus get away! it’s not gay to all its fans and stop insulting it! :0

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  • 139. stfu  |  November 8, 2012 at 12:34 am

    SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS A FUCK UP WEBSITE

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  • 140. stfu  |  November 8, 2012 at 12:35 am

    DONT BE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE BITCH! THEY AIN’T GAY BITCH!

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    • 141. uknow  |  December 5, 2012 at 10:52 pm

      Damn, is this a ghetto person?

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  • 142. nims  |  November 10, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    its rubbish no 1’s gona buy wat ua sayin so jus keep it 2uaself n stop wastin ua tym writin dz shit..

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  • 143. Terri  |  November 17, 2012 at 12:35 am

    Wow everyone here is uptight! This was funny. I laughed my ass off. I loved that you put all of SuJu at #2. I would of too. Ah, but people freak out over the stupidest things. It said most likely to be gay, not is gay. You people need to chill out. Most of these K-Pop stars know and actively promote their bromances, so what are you people freaking out for? Hello, most of the members of SuJu make out during concerts (specially Heechul). They do it on purpose because fangirls like it. If they arent pissed about it then why are you?

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  • 144. krxia  |  November 23, 2012 at 5:07 am

    Reblogged this on HALLYUholic. and commented:
    “Yes, we’re calling an entire country gay, because it is. Repressed homosexuality in Korea abounds and it’s up to people like the equally flaming Jaebum to call all those Koreans out on it. As we’ve stated before it takes one to know one. And considering how omg mad Koreans get at anyone remotely homosexual, we’ve decided to please K-pop fans on a whole and call the whole damn country gay. Hope you’re all happy because the overseas fans are next on its Turning People Gay scheme. I mean, the country looks like a penis for fuck’s sake.”

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  • 145. iGay  |  December 11, 2012 at 4:31 am

    We are Gay, and we are must Proud To Be Gay. Don’t Judge, Because We don’t know why we Born As Gay. We Just want Live like a Normal, with Love, Friends, and Fun. Just God Know About that. No matter You Black, Asian, White, Or what else, Keep Follow @iGAY_Universal :) and Meet a Friend there.

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  • 146. Jean  |  December 12, 2012 at 4:21 pm

    Brian Joo is gay. I know for a fact. He is Christian and very torn about it and often in denial. But just look around him. One of his close friends is the big fat huge Dorothy. She has got to be the biggest “faghags” (said with utmost respect as I have many gay friends) in Seoul and everyone knows it. She is like the Grand Dame of all gay men in Korea. They flock to her in hopes of hooking up with other gay b list celebs that she takes a shine to. She gets to drool over good looking guys who she could never get and the gay guys have their fill of gossipy girl talk.

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  • 147. denminhyun  |  December 22, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    OI. key is NOT gay. he has his own world, see? okay fine. he’s feminine. but key’s not gay. he has a sexy voice for goodness sake! u cant just bash them like that you know. even if you are an anti, you should know that they are people too. PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS. just like me and you. what if someone comes up to you and calls you “lesbian” or “gay”? you will obviously feel anger building up inside you or sadness, even if you try to calm down or act like there’s nothing bothering you.

    BTW…

    I’m a shawol and i saw your post where jjong dates shin se kyung? to tell you the truth…i’m not the kind of shawol that goes mad and bash the things around her. i’m a shawol who actually SUPPORTS my shining SHINee. so…don’t just bash stars like that on these blogs, or you will get something real bad in return.

    you don’t know what the social world will indulge you with if you kept on bashing other people like that.

    PS…

    DON’T CALL OUR SMEXY BLINGASAUR WITH DONGKEY KONG. WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

    AND PLUS…

    YOU THINK KOREA IS GAY?!!?! LOOK AT YOURSELF. there are other countries who are WAY worse than the korean peninsula. what will you say if the europeans actually SUPPORTED gay marriage? COME ON! THE WHOLE WORLD’S CORRUPT! you think the gay virus only exist in korea? PFTTTT.

    THE TERM GAY IS ALREADY KNOWN EVEN DURING THE BIBLE
    TIMES!

    THE TERM GAY IS WORLDWIDE, HONEY!

    even if i’m not a korean, i still and WILL support other people. I MEAN C’MON DOOD! KOREANS ARE ALSO PEOPLE TOO. so shut your mouth up and don’t even think of bashing other people.

    THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOO.

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    • 148. 23-2-1-101  |  April 9, 2013 at 4:30 pm

      Nobody is calling Key gay. Dude is written as dude and our dear author-nim is not bashing. He/she is reporting her fantasies and I for one am having fun XD

      Reply
  • 149. aznpoo911Jinsulee  |  January 12, 2013 at 5:53 am

    Wanna see these gay koreans? Check out IvanKorean.com

    Reply
  • 150. SHINing SHINee~  |  February 1, 2013 at 11:50 am

    JO KWON AND KEY ARE NOT GAY!! Dx

    Reply
    • 151. 23-2-1-101  |  April 9, 2013 at 4:28 pm

      I agree that Jo Kwon is a little TOO weird to be an actual gay.. Key is just… I dunno… Not gay, but it would be hard to find a girl that could keep up with him XD

      Reply
  • 152. Xavier Hazelwood  |  February 3, 2013 at 12:49 pm

    Omg Ryeowook is the gayest ever XD

    Reply
  • 153. Lorenzo Hyro  |  February 25, 2013 at 7:24 am

    I think some people are overreacting because they really adore some Korean idols, but I don’t appreciate how they are referring to homosexuals as a bad thing. I am gay and I can admit it. It’s not a bad thing, and I did not get offended by reading this at all. I actually found it amusing. Lol. I feel like Key is so gay that he isn’t, does that even make sense? I don’t necessarily agree with Ga-in being ugly. Everybody is beautiful in there own way. Some Kpop stars act gay for media porpoises. Also homosexuality is NOT a choice. When the egg is being furtilized by the sperm cell it may not have enough testosterone therefor making the infant BORN gay because the testosterone is what makes you attracted to women. One last note, if Jay Park is gay, I would die of excitement and joy because I would have a shot at his sexy ness. Lol. Sorry if it was long, this is just my personal opinion. :)

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  • 154. Rokoko  |  February 27, 2013 at 10:54 pm

    Fuck there…Key is the best boy in the world..Be carefull ‘Boy’ He’s not gay…He’s only Almighty Diva Key….

    Reply
    • 155. 23-2-1-101  |  April 9, 2013 at 4:27 pm

      He is a suspected by the blog writer to be metrosexual. Not gay. Get your facts straight, please. (Obsessed about his appearance, likes to go shopping,…)

      Reply
  • 156. rei  |  March 1, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    At first im very very very sureee jo kwon gay. But when i watch a WHOLE reality show WGM..he make me confused. Just watch and see..especially final episode. I think he’s bi..or just crazy.. lol

    Reply
    • 157. cutnessoverload  |  March 16, 2013 at 4:37 pm

      wtf i’m reading?? this is so stupid…suju not a gay..they are too close to each other becoz they struggled a lot of difficulties and bad moments..heechul only doing it for their ELF fan service…peace ..i love suju

      Reply
      • 158. 23-2-1-101  |  April 9, 2013 at 4:26 pm

        I love suju too… They are so gay… (Behaviour) i don’t know if they’re gay and i seriously doubt it but EunHae… That ship sails itself XD

  • 159. norma  |  March 21, 2013 at 8:12 pm

    This might be stupid but its hilarious! Calling the whole country gay was epic LMAO!

    Reply
  • 160. lollikpop  |  March 26, 2013 at 6:31 pm

    Why The Hell is Jaejin from FT Island not on here? He so should be!!!!

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    • 161. 23-2-1-101  |  April 9, 2013 at 4:24 pm

      Eh? Why? Please give me a link to anything that proves his gayness. (This is meant seriously, I’m really curious.)

      Reply
  • 162. Antisexist  |  April 8, 2013 at 6:05 am

    Your article is not sexist? Ok but this is a nasty misogynistic comment about Ga In: “Granted, a lot of Korean guys tend to make girls look like slugs — but this was an exceptional case.” Ouch, you non-sexist.

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  • 163. 23-2-1-101  |  April 9, 2013 at 3:43 pm

    I can’t decide whether the blog is more entertaining or the comments.. This is absolutely hilarious!! And to all the antis out there.. If you don’t like this blog, don’t read it and start collecting signatures to close down “asianfanfics.com”. Here’s a link to an ‘interesting’ fanfiction you anti-gays might enjoy: (WARNING mature content) http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/382557/my-cute-little-chic-onew-ontae-taemin-yaoi

    All right! Back on topic… Not being heterosexual just means you prefer something else in bed. Now dear fans… Is it any of your business what goes on in their bed? Nope. They sing on stage/act in movies not in bed. So what you like them for (talent, appearance, personality,…) is the same no matter whether they have a mirror, a boy, a girl or an anime blow-up girl in their beds at night.

    Reply
  • 164. 23-2-1-101  |  April 9, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    One more thing… Gay+manly=gay and gay+feminine=still gay. If every gay person was feminine, who would top? (<- this is a joke. Don't kill me please.)

    Being gay isn't an insult, it's a fact. Being metrosexual isn't being gay. This blog is a personal opinion and i really doubt they meant that all of Korea is gay. Every heard of exaggerations?

    Hating on people because of their sexuality means you are shallow-minded. Making a list about the top 10 prospective gays in the K-Pop world means you have imagination.

    People don't choose their skin color. Hating on them because of it means your are racist. People also don't choose liking their next door neighbor more than his sister.

    You crazy over fan service, so why not be happy when it turns out they actually swing that way? Doesn't it make it even hotter? Or do you get pissed off just because you don't have a shot with him?

    I really hope Koreans will open up to homosexuality. Do you want your favorite idol to commit suicide just because he finally realized he doesn't like vaginas? It has happened before.

    Reply
  • 165. BatoAnon  |  May 20, 2013 at 4:45 am

    This wasn’t funny and to be honest, this was a really lame and pathetic for a blog post. Being gay isn’t a bad thing, but people have a right to make their own stance and opinion on it, like you are in this blog. However, this post was not classy at all and if you were being sarcastic/funny, I think your humor just stopped developing after middle school or something. Besides, at the end of the day, we all are pretty much ordinary and poor compared to these k-pop stars and if their fame brings disgusting posts like these, I don’t think they’ll give a rats’ ass.

    I hope you’ll get classier and stop being lower than white trash.

    Reply
  • 166. Anon Bitch  |  June 5, 2013 at 12:52 pm

    interesting…

    Reply
  • 167. Missing In Action  |  June 5, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    How did you miss SNSD’s Taeyeon? XD She’s gayer than a rainbow! Takes one to know one ;)

    Reply
  • 168. Jay  |  June 13, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    G-Dragon, T.O.P., all of JYP and Max of TVXQ

    Reply
  • 169. JosieClark  |  June 21, 2013 at 10:04 pm

    Not to be mean but where is Kevin from UKiss on here? o___o;;

    Reply
  • 170. GUest  |  July 2, 2013 at 11:56 am

    I dnt care if they are gay or not tbh, its none of my bussiness -_-

    Reply
  • 171. novabossa84  |  July 2, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    wow. everyone spouting nonsense judgments here, including the writer as well. why the hell is discussed other people’s sexual orientation all the time all over the place??? it’s private for god’s sake! and what right do you have to say they are sick and turned to darkness??? who the hell did you give the right to decide what is wrong or right? are you God or WTF?
    on another note. you people don’t know shit who’s gay or who isn’t. and its every individual’s own business whom he/she sleeps with. you shouldn’t argue/open polls and stuff about this. it’s really rude, I’m sure those involved (the celebrities) all are embarrassed and fed up with this shit. so, you don’t know them personally you can’t just decided they’re gay or whatnot. and it’s not the public’s business either in my opinion. okay, this was my opinion. that’s it. i’m done.

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    • 172. Itsokaytobehonest  |  August 5, 2013 at 4:01 am

      Once Korean culture (like EVERY other culture) stops being so damn gay about homosexuality, then all this nonsense will go by the wayside.
      All I have to say is, “Good luck with that” because, until that NEVERTIME comes everyone on both sides of this convo is just wasting everyone’s time…using up the oxygen. LOL!

      Reply
    • 173. Sam  |  October 17, 2013 at 3:05 am

      Im also fed up how people diss my ethic background (im Korean too) I mean its just wrong I am bisexual but the insults they put against famous Koreans or anyone it just fucking outrageous. Korean people just look gay because we take of our body way better than people let say Western People do over half the population in America is obese and they fucking don’t do shit so because we try to look better means were gay?!!! Fucking dude America has the worst people out there I mean I live in Washington and I just fucking heard the news about A nice young high schooler just got fucking suspended just for fucknig helping a drunk friend its just fucking insane and fucking stupid how fucking the education is going on nowadays. So dont fucking judge people fucking judge your fucking self dumbass (not you novabossa but the writer and all the people who think the people in this list are gay)

      Reply
  • 174. Kash  |  July 16, 2013 at 2:13 am

    Jay Park is NOT gay!!!!

    Reply
  • 175. JaejoongisHot  |  August 23, 2013 at 1:03 pm

    I was holding my breath, hoping Jaejoong isn’t here, LOL. Anyways, LOLOLOLOL @ the author!

    Reply
  • 176. yourefuckinggay  |  September 7, 2013 at 6:59 am

    Koreans aren’t gay .
    so . fuck you .
    you’re gay .
    for fuck sakes motherfucker , these people aren’t gay .
    get your dumb ass facts straight .
    cunt ass bitch .
    if you just hadn’t said Koreans are gay then I wouldn’t have wasted my time writing this .
    you’re just full of bullshit .
    you think you’re funny ? you’re not .
    it looks like a penis ?
    grow . the . fuck . up .
    your immature ass probably can’t tho .
    bitch , don’t be saying other country’s are gay when yours is to .
    fuck you .
    fuck you .
    f u c k y o u .
    fuck you .
    I hope you FALL INTO A GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK HOLE AND DIE .
    haha . I fucked your mom .
    I wounder how a immature prike like you was born .
    I hope you have the worstest days .
    fuck you .
    infinity times .

    Reply
    • 177. Mia  |  September 7, 2013 at 7:38 pm

      What an insightful and intelligent remark

      Reply
  • 178. janedoe  |  October 2, 2013 at 9:07 pm

    Omfg dat last paragraph XD this is one if the funniest kpop blogs I’ve seen lol

    Reply
  • 179. Ymusthate  |  October 25, 2013 at 3:24 am

    Y so much hate doe

    Reply
  • 180. IHateThisBlog  |  November 22, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    you fucking blogger ! who ever you are I hope you will just die by ! your just a hater right ? ! and Ga-in isnt a Lesbian ..she has a cute sides which is hidden and she only show it once in a while ! She’s not a porn addict! maybe it’s you !Fuck You get lost ! Hope you die ..if i just know you I will kill you in front of many people ! If you are bored in your life just get to work and do not say bad things to others ..Korea is a great country maybe yours is a dump that’s why your like that ..stop posting nonsense things like this ! I hope someday what you are doing right now will have gone back to you ..
    SON OF A BITCH
    I will crush your ass if I ever see you ..
    Stop this right now or destroy this website !

    Reply
    • 181. 23-2-1-101  |  February 27, 2014 at 4:18 pm

      Oh dear god what has went wrong in your education? This is just a blog to pass time.. why are you getting so sensitive? Let’s all try to be mature people who can take a joke and read the blog with a small smile on our faces. This is not an official report, it’s a subjective opinion.

      Reply
  • 182. IHateThisBlog  |  November 22, 2013 at 4:58 pm

    D I E R I G H T A W A Y A N D G O T O H E L L

    Reply
  • 183. Atmosphere  |  February 25, 2014 at 9:17 am

    There is no proof in the article other then your horrible opinion that these artists are homosexuals. These male artists are seen most of the time as aegyo, which means cutesy, which is very popular in Korea which to us Canadians and you (I’m guessing since you’re so rude in this article) Americans may seem like the boys are acting in a homosexual manner when they really aren’t. Plus girls like Ga-in have worked there butts off to get into show business as you sit on your fat butt behind your computer complaining about how their sex appeal (which is WAY worse in America) sells their albums and other products. That just how our media works. Please, next time, try not to force yourself to look like such an unintelligent stain on the face of this planet next time you try to accuse someone of being homosexual.

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    • 184. 23-2-1-101  |  February 27, 2014 at 4:16 pm

      It’s a private blog.. of course there’s no proof. This was done for fun and is not an official report. Please chill, it’s for everyone’s entertainment.
      And before anyone remarks that ‘being gay isn’t something that should be found funny’ … the K-Pop Idols themselves do plenty of fanservice that looks pretty gay to me, so they obviously don’t take it too seriously. They don’t, so why should you?

      Reply
    • 185. funpunch  |  March 29, 2014 at 2:46 am

      “Hi, I’m a self-righteous Canadian who doesn’t understand satire and will slam the fat, artery-clogged American author for making assumptions boohoo off to masturbate to my favourite Kpop poster next to the Canadian flag. May Pierre Elliot Trudeau bless Exo and free healthcare.”

      Very true. And, I live in Ottawa. Try again.

      Reply
  • 186. funpunch  |  March 29, 2014 at 2:56 am

    Thank you all for the lovely fanmail. Even after five years (FIVE YEARS), I’m receiving heartwarming and thoughtful messages advising me on inventive ways to kill myself. Or you are all giving me very well-planned, well-articulated masterplans on how you will murder me, if we ever should cross paths. Unfortunately, I’m a busy woman and I cannot die just yet. There are many other Kpop idols in the world whose sexualities I’ve yet to expose. One might even be… dare I say it…… heterosexual. Stay tuned…….

    Reply
  • 187. Greg  |  April 21, 2014 at 4:05 am

    I agree. If they aren’t Christian gay repressed they are deep in the closet. Getting involved with one is emotional death.

    Reply
  • 188. Greg  |  April 21, 2014 at 4:08 am

    Yeah they all look pretty gay. But don’t all Korean men look that way? Nothing wrong with that, of course, but I would say this list is pretty accurate. If you meet a gay asian and he wants to date you, run like hell. Before it is too late.

    Reply
  • 189. teo  |  May 10, 2014 at 10:13 pm

    how the hell would be jay park gay??? you gotta be kidding:| he’s one the hottest kpop singers I’ve seen and… I think the biggest pervert of all!! The number of his songs that aren’t sex related are is to low… when I started reading this I said to myself, ther’s only one I’m 100% sure is not gay and that is Jay park…

    Reply

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